Thursday, May 10, 2018

'The Big Bang Theory': The Funniest Quotes and Sheldon and Amy's Wedding Vows from 'The Bow Tie Asymmetry'

Sheldon and Amy got married in The Big Bang Theory's "The Bow Tie Asymmetry. The season 11 finale saw everyone, including family members, gather for the event, which featured a special celebrity (and not the one Sheldon was expecting) officiating.

Here are the funniest quotes from "The Bow Tie Asymmetry": 

Penny: "Alright, Saturday is the big day. A lot of people thought this would never come. I may have been one of those people."
Amy: "I may have been one of those people."
Sheldon: "Wait, wait. Are we talking about the wedding?"
Amy: "Yes."
Sheldon: "I was definitely one of those people."

Comparing preparing for the wedding to a movie:
Amy: "I think it's more like Lord of Rings and you're the Fellowship. Someone's gotta go to Gondor, someone's gotta go to Mordor. Someone's gotta hold off the Demon of Shadow and Flame."
Leonard: "You mean the Balrog?"
Amy: "I mean my mother."
Sheldon: "That is a perfect metaphor, Amy. Because it also involves a ring that binds me in servitude forever."
Amy: "Aww, he said forever."

Sheldon to Amy as he introduces her to his sister:
"If I ever need a kidney, this is where you get it."

Howard: "I found him in the backyard. Don't worry, I already called the owner."
Bernadette: "Good, because we don't need a dog. We already have two babies, you and Stuart."

Leonard: "Amy still does some performing. She and Sheldon do an internet show about flags."
Mrs. Fowler: "Amy? Videos in the internet? You know what men use those for."
Raj: "If you're talking about Fun with Flags, I use it to go to sleep."

Leonard: "After today, you are officially and more important, legally, Amy's problem."
Sheldon: "Don't be silly, Leonard. I will always be your problem."

Here are Sheldon and Amy's wedding vows:

Amy: "Sheldon, when I was a little girl, I used to dream about my wedding, but eventually, I stopped, because I thought that day would never come. Then I met you. From the first moment in that coffee shop, I knew that there was something special between us, even though I did work on a study that disproved love at first sight."
Sheldon: "I loved that study the moment I read it. Ironic, huh?"
Amy: "Clearly, it was wrong. Because I felt something that day and those feelings have only gotten stronger with time. I can't imagine loving you more than I do right now, but I felt that way yesterday and the day before yesterday and the day before that."
Sheldon: "Is that growth linear or accelerating?"
Amy: "Accelerating."
Sheldon: "Oh. Maybe we could graph it out."
Leonard: "Save something for the honeymoon."
Sheldon: "Smart."
Amy: "Sheldon, I don't know what the future holds, but I know that I've never been happier than I am, in this moment marrying you."
Mark Hamill: "Well, that was unexpectedly beautiful. I might need a minute."
Mark gestures to Sheldon.
Sheldon: "Amy. I usually know exactly what to say, but in this moment, I have no words. I guess I'm overwhelmed by you. In a good way, not in the elevator in the Haunted Mansion way. Even if I can't tell you now how I feel, I will spend my life showing you how much I love you."

What did you think of the big "Shamy" wedding and their vows?

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